2.19.2004
Back.
Do I have time? Not really. It looked like I had some this afternoon, but guess what I did with it? Nothing but bollocks. Look here.
Oh yes. At it again, after some dude named Dr$Beam (nowadays he calls himself redesigned-in-germany) spoiled all the fun for me (he bought everything I had on auction with a fake account "chingchangchong" in december, trying to make me look like someone bad to deal with). A really sick mind. According to the list of his customers he shouldn't be around eBay at all, but whatever. If he decides to do this again I'll just split his wig next time I am in Bielefeld.
Have a nice evening... And I hope to see you in Mühlhausen this weekend. That'll be one big party - and headaches I'm already afraid of. Very afraid.
Oh yes. At it again, after some dude named Dr$Beam (nowadays he calls himself redesigned-in-germany) spoiled all the fun for me (he bought everything I had on auction with a fake account "chingchangchong" in december, trying to make me look like someone bad to deal with). A really sick mind. According to the list of his customers he shouldn't be around eBay at all, but whatever. If he decides to do this again I'll just split his wig next time I am in Bielefeld.
Have a nice evening... And I hope to see you in Mühlhausen this weekend. That'll be one big party - and headaches I'm already afraid of. Very afraid.
2.18.2004
No wonder it's called CASPER Industries
Threshold Magazine? Transfire Skateboarding? Some folks don't know when to stop. Should I laugh or cry about this?
2.17.2004
Know Jack.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY better late than never
I knew it was coming. I wasn't too sure whether it was the 14th or the 16th, but I knew that my man Naschold would have his birthday this month. And then... He still had to remind me. That was yesterday, the 16th. So, sorry Ingo, that was Murphy's fuckin' law once again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Since I can't hand out a present personally, I'll just hope you haven't been here yet. Everyone else: go bat some animals for Ingo.
2.16.2004
YES I AM DUMB
The track you should get is called "Stimulate", it's by Eminem, and was released on "The Shady Aftermath Sampler". It's easier to hear and read along than just to read.
Happy hunting!
Happy hunting!
2.15.2004
Eastpak presented...
...the Osiris Winter Open 2004 in Aurich this last weekend. And they did a damn good job. Not only Eastpak of course, but everyone involved. There has never been a faster and better organized competition in this country. Okay, it was "only" 60 riders on saturday, but who cares? The skating was good, the party was fun, the organization was simply perfect... Nothing more to ask for, except maybe one thing: that bitchy-ass receptionist at the "Hotel Stadt Aurich" should be fired and left to rot. If you're ugly you should at least be friendly, and it's just not an option to treat hotel-guests like outlaws, bums, or little children.
Whaddup Gause, thanks for finally putting that picture up. Here's some nice lil' rumours for y'all to chuckle at... Is it true that SUKVB GVWLE IVHADV forced WIWBCCO PIWMVC to FSUVGHVBOEV? I don't know. RKUGB SLVH ÖDVKN? I don't know. Is T-Mag still married? I don't know that either. Is it true that HABLA BANANA ARF ARF about that, because NAAAAAAK basically is a joke on legs? I... could imagine that. Is it true that Anders Tellen (head honcho of, and father to Process Skateboards) and his beloved wife Miri quit their jobs?? You better believe it, because that's true. It is now widely rumoured that BARFKLABAAA will be facing major changes. One thing is for sure: it's still interesting as hell. No disrespect to my boys YEEHAW and YOOOHOOOOO in Stuttgart, but... What about realizing THATUSELESSTHING not as skateboarding-based show, but as a soap opera instead? Like... "How are they gonna fuck up today? Who will be fired? Who is going to be fed up? And are they really making that dishwasher team-manager?" I'd certainly watch it, and everyone I discussed this idea with said they would, too! Hey, it's the one thing missing on german TV after all - a skateboarding-soap. You may buy this idea off me.
(Slightly changed to protect a couple of jobs and world peace. I didn't mean to scare you... Pussies. Nevertheless, you should keep your eyes open for other sources of income - that's always a good idea. And thank God the allmighty that the BILD-Zeitung doesn't give a shit about skateboarding. There's still stuff missing in germany, y'know? I might be no Captain Blaubaer, but should you ever read the words I DON'T KNOW... Then it probably means that I simply don't know. I usually mean it when I type it. So, no shooting, just some questions. This is supposed to entertain, I never claimed to be the nine o'clock news. Look further below and if you can, get the track.)
Let's play ball. Have a nice week!
Eastpak presents Osiris Winter Open, Aurich, Germany
1. Chris Pfanner - 244 Points
2. Fabian Neugebauer - 242 Points
3. Holger von Krosigk - 241 Points
4. Tobias Albert - 237 Points
5. Jo Lorenz - 236 Points
That's a whopping 8 points difference between 1st and 5th place. They should have shared the money, it was just so close. No one topped Michael Mackrodt's final run of the C.O.S. Cup last year though. That was a once-in-a-lifetime view. Sorry, Keno Ringering, you got 8th place, and I think you got ripped off, but there's always at least one who gets burned.
6. Damir Gregur (DJ Mimi)
7. Alexander Kuhn
8. Keno Ringering
9. Thomas Lengenfelder
10. Danny Sommerfeld
Listen Now! -
Psst..
Hey, Listen
I love my job
It makes me feel like... superman
Can you fly?
I can
Wanna see?
[Chorus]
I'm only entertaining you my
Goal is to stimulate making you high
And take you and I, to a place that you can't see
But I believe you can fly
I don't mean nobody harm, I'm just partying
I'm not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
Just a man whos on the mic, so let me... entertain you
[Verse 1]
My lyrical content is constantly undefined
No wonder why I constantly bomb back
To combat attacks with constant concepts
From lyrics constantly took out of context
Failure to communicate with congresses
Been a problem for the longest I guess but
Maybe one day we can make some progress
Food for thought see how long it takes to digest
Feeling good when I should be ashamed
Shit, I really should've fell when I stood
See I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark, there's a ray, there's a light
There's a hope there's a spark
But when planets collide, they'll never see eye to eye
Until they decide to set the differences aside
And this is why only one of us will survive
So children, follow my lead and feel the vibe because
[Chorus x1]
[Verse 2]
My music can be slightly amusing
You shouldn't take lyrics so serious
It might be confusing
Trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
It's stupid ain't it?
I get sick of trying to explain it
See I can sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
Just being a snot, pointy nosed, bleached blonde
Cuz' I came here to uplift let your woes be gone
Tell em' to get fucked and just mosey on
Constantly movin' constantly using the constitution
As a form of restitution
Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
I'll be here when y'all are gone re-building
We're all revolving, still evolving, still Slim
How many kids will cop me?
Probably millions
But Im'a do this as a fuckin' hobby till then...
[Chorus X1]
[Verse 3]
My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fucked up young kids
Out of a long and great common denominate
Add it up and you'll see thats why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids imulate
And mimmick ever move you make
"Slim you're great"
But wait, can't you see im only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain
Cuz man, I see it, feel it, live it
But its inhumane for me to see you be influenced
And pretend you ain't
But they don't understand that i've been through pain
If you get to know me I can be a friend you gain
But you can't just stand there and try to touch
It hurts but your jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
And its such a pleasure every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust
But i'm
[Chorus X1]
Whaddup Gause, thanks for finally putting that picture up. Here's some nice lil' rumours for y'all to chuckle at... Is it true that SUKVB GVWLE IVHADV forced WIWBCCO PIWMVC to FSUVGHVBOEV? I don't know. RKUGB SLVH ÖDVKN? I don't know. Is T-Mag still married? I don't know that either. Is it true that HABLA BANANA ARF ARF about that, because NAAAAAAK basically is a joke on legs? I... could imagine that. Is it true that Anders Tellen (head honcho of, and father to Process Skateboards) and his beloved wife Miri quit their jobs?? You better believe it, because that's true. It is now widely rumoured that BARFKLABAAA will be facing major changes. One thing is for sure: it's still interesting as hell. No disrespect to my boys YEEHAW and YOOOHOOOOO in Stuttgart, but... What about realizing THATUSELESSTHING not as skateboarding-based show, but as a soap opera instead? Like... "How are they gonna fuck up today? Who will be fired? Who is going to be fed up? And are they really making that dishwasher team-manager?" I'd certainly watch it, and everyone I discussed this idea with said they would, too! Hey, it's the one thing missing on german TV after all - a skateboarding-soap. You may buy this idea off me.
(Slightly changed to protect a couple of jobs and world peace. I didn't mean to scare you... Pussies. Nevertheless, you should keep your eyes open for other sources of income - that's always a good idea. And thank God the allmighty that the BILD-Zeitung doesn't give a shit about skateboarding. There's still stuff missing in germany, y'know? I might be no Captain Blaubaer, but should you ever read the words I DON'T KNOW... Then it probably means that I simply don't know. I usually mean it when I type it. So, no shooting, just some questions. This is supposed to entertain, I never claimed to be the nine o'clock news. Look further below and if you can, get the track.)
Let's play ball. Have a nice week!
Eastpak presents Osiris Winter Open, Aurich, Germany
1. Chris Pfanner - 244 Points
2. Fabian Neugebauer - 242 Points
3. Holger von Krosigk - 241 Points
4. Tobias Albert - 237 Points
5. Jo Lorenz - 236 Points
That's a whopping 8 points difference between 1st and 5th place. They should have shared the money, it was just so close. No one topped Michael Mackrodt's final run of the C.O.S. Cup last year though. That was a once-in-a-lifetime view. Sorry, Keno Ringering, you got 8th place, and I think you got ripped off, but there's always at least one who gets burned.
6. Damir Gregur (DJ Mimi)
7. Alexander Kuhn
8. Keno Ringering
9. Thomas Lengenfelder
10. Danny Sommerfeld
Listen Now! -
Psst..
Hey, Listen
I love my job
It makes me feel like... superman
Can you fly?
I can
Wanna see?
[Chorus]
I'm only entertaining you my
Goal is to stimulate making you high
And take you and I, to a place that you can't see
But I believe you can fly
I don't mean nobody harm, I'm just partying
I'm not your dad, not your mom, not your guardian
Just a man whos on the mic, so let me... entertain you
[Verse 1]
My lyrical content is constantly undefined
No wonder why I constantly bomb back
To combat attacks with constant concepts
From lyrics constantly took out of context
Failure to communicate with congresses
Been a problem for the longest I guess but
Maybe one day we can make some progress
Food for thought see how long it takes to digest
Feeling good when I should be ashamed
Shit, I really should've fell when I stood
See I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark, there's a ray, there's a light
There's a hope there's a spark
But when planets collide, they'll never see eye to eye
Until they decide to set the differences aside
And this is why only one of us will survive
So children, follow my lead and feel the vibe because
[Chorus x1]
[Verse 2]
My music can be slightly amusing
You shouldn't take lyrics so serious
It might be confusing
Trying to seperate the truth from entertainment
It's stupid ain't it?
I get sick of trying to explain it
See I can sit and argue with you but it goes beyond
Just being a snot, pointy nosed, bleached blonde
Cuz' I came here to uplift let your woes be gone
Tell em' to get fucked and just mosey on
Constantly movin' constantly using the constitution
As a form of restitution
Bless the children, nothing less than brilliant
Let me entertain you like Robbie Williams
I'll be here when y'all are gone re-building
We're all revolving, still evolving, still Slim
How many kids will cop me?
Probably millions
But Im'a do this as a fuckin' hobby till then...
[Chorus X1]
[Verse 3]
My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fucked up young kids
Out of a long and great common denominate
Add it up and you'll see thats why I dominate
I try to stimulate but kids imulate
And mimmick ever move you make
"Slim you're great"
But wait, can't you see im only here to entertain?
I gotta be the one to go against the grain
Cuz man, I see it, feel it, live it
But its inhumane for me to see you be influenced
And pretend you ain't
But they don't understand that i've been through pain
If you get to know me I can be a friend you gain
But you can't just stand there and try to touch
It hurts but your jealousy probably tears you up inside as much
And its such a pleasure every button that I touch
I treasure every glutton that I punish in my lust
But i'm
[Chorus X1]
